How To :: Appear in a Hipster Photoblog
Well, I’m reading this clever satire on trendy photoblogs of young people and laughing at it when all of a sudden I realize that it’s hitting close to home and I’m all like “HEY!”
But then I realized that no matter how much I go out, no one is inviting me to any events on the sheer scale of half-nude debauchery exhibited by the photoblogs in question. In fact, people are pretty much uniformly clothed everywhere I go. Whew - the power of dullness helped me to dodge that bitingly sarcastic bullet!